I think that our long-tailed crustacean has a thyroid problem. Or maybe he’s just “big-boned”. Anyway you slice it, he might just have an issue with weight.

Here’s what he has to say about it all:

“I mean, growing up in a shrimp school is hard enough – but being the biggest in a group of animals known for being small – it’s been terrible!

Hey Alice, looking small today! Thanks Dave, you’re looking tiny yourself! Hey there little one! I mean, this is how we talk. Then my big tail walks in and everybody just gets red in the face, like they’ve just been cooked!

No wonder the little shrimp bosses decided to convince you humans that jumbo shrimp tasted better! What a marketing campaign! Us jumbos fetch twice as much! And our little leaders are laughing all the way to the bank.

I mean, the whole thing was pretty petty of them… or was it big? I’m so confused!”

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